The Checkdown Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Smith gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
75%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Smith scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.