The Pick-Six Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- A mysterious flag erases Smith's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
76%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Smith, Smith, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.