The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Smith's stadium. Only over Smith.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Smith: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
76%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Smith's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.