The Hamstring Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Smith: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Smith gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of West Virginia's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Smith's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.