The Bad Snap Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Smith, the end zone is a rumor.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
88%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Smith drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.