The Sideline-Scold Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Smith four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Smith will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
76%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Smith scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.