The Sideline-Scold Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Smith's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Smith gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
74%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Smith's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.