The Overthrow Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“The broadcast shows Smith on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Smith is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
87%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Smith, Smith, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- Drake Maye
- Joe Burrow
- Caleb Williams
- Jayden Daniels
- Breece Hall
- Justin Herbert
- Dak Prescott
- Garrett Wilson
- Patrick Mahomes
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bo Nix
FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.