The Pick-Six Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Smith gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
81%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Smith, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.