The Late Scratch Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Smith will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
72%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Smith, Smith, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.