The Bad Snap Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Smith tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
92%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Smith, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.