The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Smith finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- A mysterious flag erases Smith's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
76%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Smith's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.