The Phantom Holding Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Pickens is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
92%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Pickens's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.