The Dropped Pass Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- The QB looks at Pickens exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
85%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Pickens, Pickens, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.