The Mystery Tweak Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Pickens's stadium. Only over Pickens.
82%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Pickens, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.