The Sunday Night Fade Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Pickens drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
84%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pickens's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.