The Mystery Tweak Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
- Pickens scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
87%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Pickens drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.