The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Pickens finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
90%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Pickens's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.