The Hamstring Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Pickens scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
72%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Pickens drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.