The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Pickens gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Pickens scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.