The Out-of-Bounds Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Pickens tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
91%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Pickens, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.