The Snap Count Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Pickens was due a breakout.
- The QB looks at Pickens exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
89%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Pickens's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.