The Snap Count Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Pickens gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Pickens, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.