The Mystery Tweak Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“The QB looks at Pickens exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Pickens's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
85%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Pickens scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.