The Butter-Finger Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
- Pickens is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
81%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Pickens drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.