The Inch-Short Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“The broadcast shows Pickens on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Pickens gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pickens's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.