The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Pickens gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pickens's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.