The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Pickens gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pickens's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.