The Shadow Coverage Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Pickens's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
- Pickens tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
86%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Pickens, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.