The Phantom Flag Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Pickens's stadium. Only over Pickens.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Pickens is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
72%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Pickens's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.