The Phantom Holding Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Pickens gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
83%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Pickens's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.