The Phantom Holding Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Pickens will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
74%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Pickens drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.