The Hamstring Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Pickens's stadium. Only over Pickens.
73%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Pickens scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.