The Shadow Coverage Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Pickens's stadium. Only over Pickens.
- Pickens is already "Questionable" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
83%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Pickens's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.