The Out-of-Bounds Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Pickens's stadium. Only over Pickens.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Pickens gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
85%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Pickens scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.