The Shadow Coverage Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Pickens gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
82%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Pickens's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.