The Inch-Short Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Pickens goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
88%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Pickens's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.