The Sunday Night Fade Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- A mysterious flag erases Pickens's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Pickens gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
75%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Pickens, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.