The Butter-Finger Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Pickens's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
88%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Pickens drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.