The Hamstring Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Pickens was due a breakout.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens is already "Questionable" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
- Pickens gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
81%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Pickens's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.