The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Pickens was due a breakout.
- Pickens gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Pickens, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.