The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Pickens's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
90%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Pickens's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.