The Phantom Flag Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Pickens's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Pickens scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
77%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Pickens, Pickens, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.