The Out-of-Bounds Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Pickens's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Pickens gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
83%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Pickens, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.