The Dropped Pass Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Pickens's stadium. Only over Pickens.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- The broadcast shows Pickens on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
74%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pickens's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.