The Sunday Night Fade Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Pickens tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
92%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pickens's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.