The Shadow Coverage Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- The QB looks at Pickens exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
80%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Pickens, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.