The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Pickens sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
75%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Pickens drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.