The Late Scratch Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Pickens's stadium. Only over Pickens.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Pickens gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
79%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Pickens, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.