The Mystery Tweak Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Bernard is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Bernard drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
79%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Bernard scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.